@spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 10 months agoshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runimagemessage-square269fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down10
arrow-up11.17Karrow-down1imageshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.run@spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 10 months agomessage-square269fedilink
minus-square@samus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish31•10 months agoCovered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
minus-square@nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilink15•10 months agoQ: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
minus-square@Hupf@feddit.delinkfedilink5•10 months agoQ: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
minus-square@ProgrammingSocks@pawb.sociallinkfedilink5•10 months agoQ shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.
I’m disappointed Q isn’t on this.
Covered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
Oops! Disappears with a blink
Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.