Stamets to White People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 5 months agoI am straightlemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1421arrow-down111
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minus-squareRikudou_SageAlinkEnglish31•edit-25 months agoI think he’s the straightest of them all. He’s straight. He. Is. Straight. Straight. spoiler Straight.
minus-square@OpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish16•5 months agoHe’s so straight (how straight is he?) - why he’s so straight that he manages to like women, even though… oh uh I mean yeah he’s straight! :-P
minus-square@Asafum@feddit.nllinkfedilink14•5 months agoHe’s so straight he doesn’t like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough! Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part! Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can’t shake the need to put them in his mouth.
minus-square@Aceticon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•edit-25 months agoAround here, in less politically correct times there was once a comical sketch on TV of a guy who was so straight and liked women so much that he had a sex change operation to become a woman, and thus became a lesbian woman. That’s the ultimate straight guy right there!
I think he’s the straightest of them all. He’s straight. He. Is. Straight.
Straight.
spoiler
Straight.
He’s so straight (how straight is he?) - why he’s so straight that he manages to like women, even though… oh uh I mean yeah he’s straight! :-P
He’s so straight he doesn’t like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough!
Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part!
Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can’t shake the need to put them in his mouth.
Around here, in less politically correct times there was once a comical sketch on TV of a guy who was so straight and liked women so much that he had a sex change operation to become a woman, and thus became a lesbian woman.
That’s the ultimate straight guy right there!
Ghey