Totally not suspicious timing at all.

Also if you’re willing to visit reddit, the comments under the post are great. They’re not fooling anyone.

  • PenguinJuice
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    161 year ago

    Lmfao the past few weeks have legit looked like a corpse flailing on the ground, it’s nervous system pumping out every desperate attempt at reviving the body.

    But make no mistake, the body is dead.

    • ImpressiveBarnacle
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      41 year ago

      I mean, have you seen a headless chicken? When i was at my grandparents i’d see them quite often. Some would take even 30 minutes to stop moving. Gruesome, but it does teach a lesson about things flailing about long after they’re dead.