• Flying Squid
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    811 months ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he put on lederhosen, put a weasel into them, wore a waffle for a hat and whistled Freebird.

      • Flying Squid
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        011 months ago

        Even if he can’t and he suddenly whistled better than Roger Whitaker, I wouldn’t be surprised.

        • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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          511 months ago

          That’s crazy. He has that weird mouth. And you just know he tried once as a kid and his dad beat the shit out of him.

          • Flying Squid
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            211 months ago

            Literally the only thing that would surprise me about Trump at this point is if he said something either wise or humble.