@Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • edit-211 months agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-square53fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1189arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...@Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • edit-211 months agomessage-square53fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@kurcatovium@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish27•11 months agoI do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not. When discussing something I always reply this way: Her: Come on, say something. Me: Something. When she needs to do something in the future: Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow. Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.
minus-square@Kecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink17•edit-211 months agoThat second one followed by “I’ve done my part so don’t forget!”
minus-square@groupofcrows@lemmy.calinkfedilink2•11 months agoWife: Promise you will always listen to me. Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.
I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.
That second one followed by “I’ve done my part so don’t forget!”
Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.
Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.