@Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • edit-21 year agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-square53fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1189arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...@Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • edit-21 year agomessage-square53fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.mllinkfedilink36•1 year agoI look her in the eyes romantically, with a touch of mischief, and state “you’re a very useful girlfriend”. I only do it a couple times a year at most. The look of disdain is priceless. She knows I love the hell out of her, and the anti climax is brilliant. “What am I?! Your bloody house cleaner?!” Then we laugh. Cuddle. She feigns a cold shoulder. Too much fun.
I look her in the eyes romantically, with a touch of mischief, and state “you’re a very useful girlfriend”.
I only do it a couple times a year at most.
The look of disdain is priceless.
She knows I love the hell out of her, and the anti climax is brilliant.
“What am I?! Your bloody house cleaner?!”
Then we laugh. Cuddle. She feigns a cold shoulder.
Too much fun.