“Baby baby, I brought you your toast again.”

Def annoyed her.

  • Whenever she sneezes I’ll give the first one a “Bless you” and the second something like

    “Oh GROSS! Can you take that outside?”

    “Babe we talked already, I’m not into your kink, stop iniaiting like that”

    “Jesus anything for attention with you…”

    It’s now at the point where when she starts we are both glaring and smirking at each other.

    • ivanafterall
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      151 year ago

      I’ve said, “Oh, fuck you! Grow up!” and similar to friends. But it’s best immediately after sneeze one, and you should sound properly offended at the temerity.