Flying Squid to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world • 10 months agoYour perennial reminder that Keven Sorbo is an idiot.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up11.37Karrow-down127cross-posted to: murderedbywords@feddit.ukclevercomebacks@feddit.uk
arrow-up11.34Karrow-down1imageYour perennial reminder that Keven Sorbo is an idiot.lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world • 10 months agomessage-square128fedilinkcross-posted to: murderedbywords@feddit.ukclevercomebacks@feddit.uk
minus-squareTheLowestStonelinkfedilink22•10 months agoYou didn’t hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.
minus-square@Marleyinoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•10 months agoDang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!
minus-square@Chakravanti@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoSo that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.
minus-square@jasondj@ttrpg.networklinkfedilink1•10 months agoThe Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.
minus-square@Chakravanti@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoOkay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.
minus-square@banneryear1868@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•10 months agoSanta/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.
Santa died for our sins
You didn’t hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.
Dang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!
So that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.
The Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.
I want that on a t-shirt.
Okay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.
Santa/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.