• @fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I’m sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white.

    Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.

    • Blooper
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      811 months ago

      Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.

    • @Brekky@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      I hope ‘going to therapy to treat your depression because you can’t force yourself to go out and exercise’ is offered as an alternative too.