"You whippersnappers don’t know null! When I was your age… it was actually quite temperate and lovely here. I’m sorry, kiddos.
Now don’t forget to put those exo-masks on nice and tight or else you’ll catch your death of fire lung, and this isn’t the Bezos Elysium Station, we can’t just afford to clone you new ones!"
Too broad a stroke. Burn down the homes of oligarchs and politicians who oppose climate legislation. They’re the ones burning down our future, might as well give them a taste of their own medicine.
"You whippersnappers don’t know null! When I was your age… it was actually quite temperate and lovely here. I’m sorry, kiddos.
Now don’t forget to put those exo-masks on nice and tight or else you’ll catch your death of fire lung, and this isn’t the Bezos Elysium Station, we can’t just afford to clone you new ones!"
Personally I just want to offer to go with the children to the retirement homes so we can burn some boomers together.
Too broad a stroke. Burn down the homes of oligarchs and politicians who oppose climate legislation. They’re the ones burning down our future, might as well give them a taste of their own medicine.
Oh thats the plan as well. just…you know…the retirement home is literally a 3 minute walk from where I’m sitting. Baby steps.