I’m expecting some child recreating superhero stunts and gerting hurt

  • smallaubergine
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    591 year ago

    Sled down the stairs and out the front door like in Home Alone. My stairs didn’t perfectly line up so I hit the edge and went tumbling. luckily at 7 my bones were made of rubber and I only had bruises

    • @Albbi@lemmy.ca
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      331 year ago

      The stairs in the movie don’t line up either. Always bothered me.

    • interolivary
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      151 year ago

      at 7 my bones were made of rubber

      I was just thinking about this. I’m in my 40’s and it feels like I now break a rib if I sneeze hard, and I was wondering whether I’m actually “less durable” nowadays than I was when I was younger

      • Square Singer
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        161 year ago

        You have to consider the square cube law.

        Weight scales far quicker than bone strength.

        And also kids are 24/7 running around and doing something for their fitness if they are allowed to.

        Most adults don’t do that.

      • Chahk
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        111 year ago

        Ever seen what happens to a rubber band that’s been sitting unused in a drawer for 5 years? Same thing.

          • Chahk
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            61 year ago

            I tweaked my back replying to this comment.

      • @philpo@feddit.de
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        91 year ago

        Actually,yes. Kids bones are less rigid/more flexible. (And younger kids don’t even have some bones to begin with -patellae-/they aren’t fused together yet -skull-)

        And of course you have more weight and a longer “lever” to break things.

    • @CanadaPlus@futurology.today
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      311 months ago

      Kevin should have rolled down the stairs in a tire instead. I bet that would actually work.