The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year agoProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square363fedilinkarrow-up12.54Karrow-down111cross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up12.53Karrow-down1imageProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year agomessage-square363fedilinkcross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-square@Localhorst86@feddit.delinkfedilink75•1 year ago“Exactly my point. We will not be investing an hour looking at the footage to pinpoint the time of theft, now get out!”
minus-square@Rolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink18•1 year agoShow up with a box of donuts. “Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!” “Oh, I don’t think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!” “No problem, I know a way that won’t take that long…”
“Exactly my point. We will not be investing an hour looking at the footage to pinpoint the time of theft, now get out!”
Show up with a box of donuts.
“Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!”
“Oh, I don’t think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!”
“No problem, I know a way that won’t take that long…”