• scipm
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    471 year ago

    Hope I didn’t need to save my receipts to be part of the class action $1 payout

    • Marxism-Fennekinism
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      1 year ago
      1. Company steals a thousand dollars each from their customers.

      2. Customers file class action lawsuit.

      3. Judge rules the company has to pay a million dollars even though they stole a total of ten million.

      4. Lawyers take half, the customers each get two nickles and a pop-up middle finger novelty toy.

      5. GOTO 1

      Class action lawsuits are utterly broken which is why companies fuck over customers with zero hesitation.

      • Nougat
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        101 year ago

        Don’t you know you’re supposed to number your lines in BASIC by tens, in case you need to insert something in the middle? You’re going to end up having to renumber all your lines!