Well, I know our country is on a fast-track to shit right now, but at least this man who is now in a senior position of government and a Lord, hasn’t done anything really weird like put his cock in a dead pig’s head. Right? Because something like that is something that a total freak would do. A weirdo. A creep. A pervert. A loser.

If you learnt that a friend of yours fucked a dead pig’s head, you’d probably think twice about being friends.

If you learnt that one of the binmen working on your street, or the man who owns the shop down the road, or your boss, or one of the drivers of your local bus, had fucked a dead pig’s head, you’d probably want that person to not work near you any more, and maybe not even want them in that position. And fair enough; that’s fucking weird, depraved behaviour.

So, good job he’s not in charge of anything!