Striker to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world • 11 months agoJeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square213fedilinkarrow-up1716arrow-down144
arrow-up1672arrow-down1imageJeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.lemmy.worldStriker to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world • 11 months agomessage-square213fedilink
minus-squareOurTragicUniverselinkfedilink26•11 months agoWould you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
minus-squareDeceptichumlinkfedilink54•11 months agoOnly if he said stuff like “Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
minus-square@Hadriscus@lemm.eelinkfedilink7•11 months agowith cat ears on his bald head, I can see it
minus-square@DarkMessiah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink18•11 months agoHonestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty. “You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!” At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
Only if he said stuff like
“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
Literally lol’d.
with cat ears on his bald head, I can see it
Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty.
“You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!”
At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
No, but at least he wouldn’t be an idiot
…Yes