• @0xb@lemmy.world
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    411 year ago

    Well at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.

    • @Telorand@reddthat.com
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      191 year ago

      I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.

      I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.

    • snorkbubs
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      151 year ago

      You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.