It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

    • @Rusticus@lemmy.world
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      451 year ago

      Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?

      • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        451 year ago

        Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.

          • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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            Weird assumption. My mom’s still alive, who do you think drives me to the cemetery on my dad’s birthday and the day of his passing? You think I’m gonna be a quitter just because my dad gave me the ultimate handicap?

            Hey, have you ever cried so hard that it made jerking off in the cemetery almost seem redundant?

            • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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              What kind of a fucked up question is that? Of course I have. I only thought it was you mom who died because I saw the two of you in the cemetery and your mom had a hairy back. I know this because I was hiding behind my dads tombstone checking out your moms hairy back while I was jerking off and crying. It’s good to know it was your mom cause I was worried it was gay and that would have been so weird.

    • Kool_Newt
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      261 year ago

      I nominate your comment for Creepiest Comment Of 2023.

    • SRo
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      11 year ago

      That’s the best shit I’ve read today lmao