Facelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months agoHello therelemmy.mlimagemessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up11.53Karrow-down125cross-posted to: shitposts@anarch.is196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneclimatememes@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.5Karrow-down1imageHello therelemmy.mlFacelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months agomessage-square102fedilinkcross-posted to: shitposts@anarch.is196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneclimatememes@lemmy.world
minus-square@PeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•edit-211 months agoSee? I never have to bathe because women love my natural body scent. My mom still forces me to shower once a month despite any amount of facts and logic. No wonder I’m still single /s
minus-squareFlying SquidMlinkfedilink3•11 months agoI actually had a guy once tell me that he didn’t bathe because “women are attracted to my natural musk” but also that he was “voluntarily celibate.”
See? I never have to bathe because women love my natural body scent. My mom still forces me to shower once a month despite any amount of facts and logic. No wonder I’m still single /s
I actually had a guy once tell me that he didn’t bathe because “women are attracted to my natural musk” but also that he was “voluntarily celibate.”