i_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 年前Do scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down13
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareDo scrota have the same wrinkle pattern every time they get cold?NSFWi_ben_fine@lemmy.one to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square22fedilink
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13linkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·edit-21 年前Day to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely. It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though… “… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”
minus-squarejonesy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up54·1 年前I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.
minus-squaregordon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 年前First left, then right. 2FA just took an unexpected turn.
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 年前“press harder…” “Make sure sack is dry and try again”
minus-squareOtter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前I hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but it might improve hygiene in that area for some people
minus-squareNeverNudeNo13linkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 年前No chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…
minus-squarejonesy@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.
Day to day, yes… Decade to decade, very unlikely.
It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though…
“… Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick…”
I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.
First left, then right.
2FA just took an unexpected turn.
“press harder…” “Make sure sack is dry and try again”
2 Family jewels Authentication
I hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but
it might improve hygiene in that area for some people
No chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…
Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.