• @simple@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    628 months ago

    Nothing. I’ve read enough Monkey’s Paw stories to know this is a bad idea.

    • Tomatoes [they/them]
      link
      fedilink
      38 months ago

      Yep, the worst kind of story. “Be careful what you wish for, because you might get fine print.”

      Main characters: make wish Monkey’s Paw: gives wish and something else Main characters: Oh, the problem was me wanting the reasonable thing, not that I trusted a really shady entity in asking for it! Me: May I leave this planet now?