• @laverabe@lemmy.world
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      158 months ago

      Good day Sir. I have excellent merchandise to sell for you. My anti-tiger rock is guaranteed to keep all your tigers away! Please send money to this address! THANK YOU

      • Narrrz
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        118 months ago

        thank you, but my current anti-tiger rock fulfills my present needs, and has the bonus of keeping other large members of the order felidae at a comfortable distance, too.

        • Echo Dot
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          28 months ago

          Then you require my tiger summoning slab of raw meat. If you combine that with the magic rock you will create a perpetual motion machine