• interolivary
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    3211 months ago

    Ha, I didn’t even think of the PayPal connection, but now that you mention it, he’s exactly the sort of petty manchild that that sounds plausible. He might figure that it’d be a nice double whammy: he can finally get even with those fucks at PayPal who didn’t see how brilliant he is, and it’d help keep Twitter afloat so he can feel like he’s not a complete failure.

    impregnating every woman

    Inseminating; the majority of Musk’s spawn was conceived with IVF. Musk does not fuck

    • Veloxization
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      1611 months ago

      Musk does not fuck

      There’s a sentence I did not expect to read today, but kinda did expect to read someday.

    • ripcord
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      411 months ago

      You didn’t think of the PayPal connection? You didn’t read the article at all either I guess?

      • interolivary
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        811 months ago

        I absolutely did not read it, the headline tells me enough and I can think of several more pleasurable activities than reading an article about Musk, such as shoving red hot needles under my fingernails

        • ripcord
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          511 months ago

          “I didn’t bother reading the thing or learning the basics, but I’m going to comment anyway and pretend I didn’t want to do it”

          • interolivary
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            At least I’m not a judgemental twat to random people on the internet , so I guess I have that going for me. Just because I didn’t think to connect Musk’s PayPal history with this move doesn’t mean I don’t know about it, you know?

            Why is it always the kbin users, I swear

            • ripcord
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              211 months ago

              I really don’t think it’s much to ask people to read the damn article before they start blathering their opinions on it. And not doubling down on being intentionally ignorant.

        • @FarceOfWill@infosec.pub
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          211 months ago

          If we spent our lives reading every musk article shoved into our feeds we’d all starve from having no time to eat

        • Skelectus
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          311 months ago

          I think most people just know him from tesla/spacex/cryptobro/pedo accusation submarine/hyperloop or some subset of that.