I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

  • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    651 year ago

    Unfortunately, secret service protection isn’t just about physically protecting him. It’s also about protecting the information that he knows.

    • @Case@lemmynsfw.com
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      111 year ago

      Seems like the simplest method for dealing with traitors goes back to a long drop and a short rope.

      If done right it can be relatively quick and painless. I have never felt the need to learnt to tie a noose, but I’ll give it a shot for that piece of filth.

      • @SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es
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        01 year ago

        It’s not hard. Every good fishing knot is also a potential noose. Get out there and teach your kids and friends how to fish, young sailor!

        • @Case@lemmynsfw.com
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          11 year ago

          Been a long time since I went fishing as anything else than a chance to hang with a friend, and kill a six pack on a nice sunny day.

          Hell, I’ve just sat with him while he fished and we shot the shit for a couple hours.

          It was in a public park, catch and release system. So a little chatter wasn’t gonna spook the fish anymore than a playground of kids screaming.

      • @limelight79@lemm.ee
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        21 year ago

        Anyone with half a brain should know not to trust a thing he says. Yeah, if I were looking for intelligence info from him, I’d want the documents, too, not his word.

    • FuglyDuck
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      61 year ago

      Ah. Good point, yes.

      Though… I can think of cheaper ways to protect that information. We won’t talk about that, though. Don’t need a visit from the FBI.