What’s something you do that would make other people think WTF?

  • @demystify@lemmy.ml
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    271 year ago

    I, uh… I shave hair like 5 cm around my bumhole. Paired with a bidet, you wouldn’t guess how much easier it made it to wipe. I used to use 30-50 squares of toilet paper per wiping session, today I can manage with just 10

    • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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      171 year ago

      More people should do this, honestly. Getting a hairy bumhole to be clean after a big dump is annoying as all hell.

      However… 10 squares of toilet paper? Even with a shaved and hosed down bussy? That still seems like a lot to me

      • @MrVilliam@lemmy.world
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        71 year ago

        It is a lot. I’m a pretty hairy dude who stopped bothering with even trimming my ass hairs once I got a bidet attachment a few years back. 5 is usually enough, sometimes 7. Like 1% of shits require more than that. The other guy is either using way too much tp or he’s buying single-ply for some ungodly reason.

        • @demystify@lemmy.ml
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          51 year ago

          No, I actually have triple-ply. I developed a stupid habit of folding multiple papers and using them together, so I wipe with like 9 layers at a time. It helps the paper not break up even being wet, but wastes a lot more overall.

    • @Pazuzu@midwest.social
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      161 year ago

      a bidet and a waxed butthole are the pandora’s box of the bathroom. once you open them you can never go back

    • Bleeping Lobster
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      31 year ago

      As someone cursed with bum hair, I want to do this. I just cringe at the idea of a shaving cut on my rusty sheriff badge. Did it once and the growback was deeply uncomfortable too.

      I bought a Meridian body trimmer a few months back and still haven’t raised the courage to use it on intimate areas as it’s intended for, ptsd after nicks from my other shaver.

    • rhythmisaprancer
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      01 year ago

      I came here expecting to share about my ears, but will come away expecting to shave my bum 🤔