Flying Squid to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agoMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1974arrow-down112cross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldfediverse_press@lemmy.worldtechnews@radiation.party
arrow-up1962arrow-down1external-linkMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comFlying Squid to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square72fedilinkcross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldfediverse_press@lemmy.worldtechnews@radiation.party
minus-square@aeronmelon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish342•1 year agoX (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.” Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
minus-square@Steeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish183•1 year agoProbably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
minus-square@orclev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish64•1 year agoHELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
minus-squareDyskoloslinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoMe? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: “my son is a human. Signed, Mom” There. QED.
minus-square@PinkPanther@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoWHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
minus-square@nomecks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish31•1 year agoIs anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
minus-square🏳️⚧️ 新星 [she/they]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoCowards! At least admit it in your display name…
minus-square@Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish16•1 year agoIt’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
minus-square@wiki_me@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-21 year agoCome with me if you want to waste time
minus-squareMargot RobbielinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoBut I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform… Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do! … Oh boy.
minus-square@Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoI am actually several bots sharing a single account!
minus-square@OttoVonNoob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoI am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
X (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.”
Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:
“my son is a human. Signed, Mom”
There. QED.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…
Well, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I’m a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…
Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!
… Oh boy.
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
deleted by creator