and says “I’d like a martinus”.

The bartender asks “Do you mean martini?”

The Roman replies “No, just one please.”

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    Two Germans walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender “We’d like two martinis.”

    The bartender asks “Dry?”

    The German replies “Nein, zwei!”