like, it’s caffeine and water and brown, who cares. i drink diet soda so it’s no calories, no sugar. versus the stereotype starbucks order, why is soda so demonized
the whole sort of basically woo stuff about oh there’s antioxidants there which give you a 3% lower risk of skin cancer after the age of 65 like come on that doesn’t count
soda is gross. coffee is excellent. that is all.
Counterpoint: Coffee is gross.
You’re onto something.
counter-counterpoint: adding white shit to coffee makes it gross.
You’re likely drinking bad coffee. It’s unfortunately the most accessible type.
I’m not drinking any coffee.