• @irenesteam@mander.xyz
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    104 days ago

    … and you are so unique as to be virtually unemployable. Many jobs these days want you to be siloed and do not want to pay for extra skills. Replaced by a fresh grad who does only one thing but does it well.

    • @Naz@sh.itjust.works
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      54 days ago

      Employment Contract, Pay Grade: $134,700.

      “I can conjure objects out of thin air”

      Materializes a stack of gold bullion bars

      “We offer a signing bonus of 20% for extraordinary talent such as yourself”