@PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 days agoI kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right nowmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down12
arrow-up1157arrow-down1message-squareI kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now@PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareSnot FlickermanlinkfedilinkEnglish10•edit-25 days agoHow old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age. You never want to be the person who sharts themselves.
minus-square@adarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish9•5 days ago“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)
minus-square@PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilink7•5 days agoA good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭
How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.
You never want to be the person who sharts themselves.
“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)
A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭