• Iron Lynx
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      246 days ago
      And if all of this continues to elude you, click here

      You just lost The GameTM.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 days ago

      Only if they are good things. 2 people trying to stab you, not greater than 1. Pessimism, the negative perspective. Only in math do we hold onto those darn dashes

      • chingadera
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        This guy is right, we need an asterisk.

        We need the same number of stars in our solar system equivalent of CCs of asterisk in here, stat.

              • chingadera
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                Lmfao cheers

                I thought about adding “men are pigs” at the end of that, but I didn’t wanna go overboard

                • Haha, I’m afraid half the time I post a comment it will be taken wrong, but hell… I guess at some point I would have to consider whether I am just getting a dopamine high from saying something ludicrous and finding out what happens after. I had no idea what gender you are, just pairing your actions with adjectives and hoping not to disappoint.

                  • chingadera
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                    36 days ago

                    You know, there was a time someone thought I was misgendering them on purpose, even after a correction due to how my sentence was worded. After rereading it I totally got it, but there’s always time to explain later. People fuck up. I’ve found that no matter what you say, there’s a 50% shot of someone getting upset about at least one aspect. I’ll frequently say things out of either irony or sarcasm, and I don’t /s, I feel like it takes away from the joke. I say just have a good time

      • @Kitathalla@lemy.lol
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        26 days ago

        2 people trying to stab you, not greater than 1

        From the Hollywoo rule of attackering protagonists, more attackers mean more ways to foil them by misdirection and mutual banging each other, therefore 2>1.

        • Iron Lynx
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          35 days ago

          I’ve seen this described as Conservation of Ninjitsu, the more mooks Our Hero must face, the less competent each of those mooks will be.

        • Plot armor set at 100 but if suddely someone gets a lot more screen screen time and is told how important they are to to people, they get a -75 to their armor for the next 20 minutes of runtime.

          Much like that 5 minute gap in a romcom where their int. hits 0 for 5 minutes and they fail to be able to ask a single question and just steam roll what they act like is a tank into a square but really ends up being that it was a misunderstanding.