ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-square216fedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1154arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days agomessage-square216fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@superkret@feddit.orglinkfedilink31•edit-210 days agoIn that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
minus-square@betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish22•10 days agoTake comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.