• IninewCrow
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      138 days ago

      But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge

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          48 days ago

          My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s

          A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again … the wife pushes him off and says “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? … I’m not ready yet! … it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!”