• Billegh
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    41 day ago

    Can’t we do this another way? That’s a waste of a perfectly good rock.

    • xerazal
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      16 hours ago

      Unfortunately the rock must be sacrificed for the good of us all. 😞

    • @Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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      31 day ago

      Tie them all together with a floating rope at the wrists to waists. They will eventually tire out, when they do they will sink themselves, once they have provided value to the fishes and other sea life then the rope will float back to the top and you can start all over with another group of valuable market leaders.

    • @WoodScientist@lemmy.worldOP
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      31 day ago

      There’s no shortage of rocks at our disposal. If it’s the labor costs you’re worried about, I suppose we could force the CEOs to quarry and carry their own rock.