• @Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    261 month ago

    You know, studies show that keeping a dildo inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 10 guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a dildo.

    • @Glent@lemmy.ca
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      11 month ago

      Most likely snuck one in whilst you were typing. You need to be more vigilant.