@irreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square140fedilinkarrow-up1580arrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eeandfinally@feddit.uk
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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month agoEven better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
minus-square@irreticent@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglish22•1 month agoI know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoThat looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
…Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Extremely relevant YouTube short