@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 1 month agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square236fedilinkarrow-up1604arrow-down15cross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1599arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.com@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 1 month agomessage-square236fedilinkcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-square@Letstakealook@lemm.eelinkfedilink29•1 month agoI think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝MlinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month ago“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!” Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.
minus-square@CileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilink2•1 month agoThey need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.
I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…
“Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!”
Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.
They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.