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minus-square@latenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink16•21 hours agoIf you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand: Why is humanity? Creampie! Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
minus-square@candybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•15 hours agoCarefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
minus-square@latenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•15 hours agoYou’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovule by the syringe!
minus-square@candybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•13 hours agoCall me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
minus-square@latenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•5 hours agoFair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))
minus-square@latenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink43•1 day agoCan we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
minus-squareqyronlinkfedilink5•19 hours agoWhat if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
minus-square@latenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•edit-218 hours agoCreampie Conclusion Day? Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
Maybe I’m adopted?
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
how?
Same principle, smaller scale;)
Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovule by the syringe!
Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))
Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
It is for the child
Creampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.