Tux to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoMicrosoft tries to convince Windows 10 users to buy a new PC with full-screen promptswww.theverge.comexternal-linkmessage-square165fedilinkarrow-up1600arrow-down114cross-posted to: microsoft@lemmy.worldwindows@sopuli.xyz
arrow-up1586arrow-down1external-linkMicrosoft tries to convince Windows 10 users to buy a new PC with full-screen promptswww.theverge.comTux to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square165fedilinkcross-posted to: microsoft@lemmy.worldwindows@sopuli.xyz
minus-square@Shdwdrgn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoSounds like a great sales pitch… “PoS machines, but unlike Windows-based devices ours continue to work after the first six months!”
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeuslinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoWait…Wait a minute… What about…MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES!!!
minus-square@Shdwdrgn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoIf they switched to linux the ice cream would be colder and even smoother.
minus-squareGHiLAlinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agouh, yeah, machine’s broke, no ice cream today, sorry. Did you try the one up town!?
Sounds like a great sales pitch… “PoS machines, but unlike Windows-based devices ours continue to work after the first six months!”
Wait…Wait a minute… What about…MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES!!!
If they switched to linux the ice cream would be colder and even smoother.
uh, yeah, machine’s broke, no ice cream today, sorry.
Did you try the one up town!?