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minus-square@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-25 hours agoUnironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
minus-square@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 hours agoYou’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
minus-square@Shapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•4 hours agoYou mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps? Who would’ve thunk? (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )