@kescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agoSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down115
arrow-up1267arrow-down1external-linkSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.uk@kescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-square@hoodlem@hoodlem.melinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year ago By the time the fire brigade arrived at the store, the spider was nowhere to be seen, local media reported. The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
minus-square@GBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoPenis inspection day is now today! I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now
The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
Penis inspection day is now today!
I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now