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kescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted

www.independent.co.uk

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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted

www.independent.co.uk

kescusay@lemmy.worldM to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Store is expected to reopen next week
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    I hope you get to choose. One outcome seems better than the other.

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      I mean, the outcomes are not mutually exclusive.

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        Ah this is what happened to that old man in the first clerks movie

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          One of the best movies ever. So New Jersey.

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        Death by snu snu?

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