• Redjard
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    141 year ago

    I’m sorry for the inconvenience, but as an ex-Reddit-user, I don’t have the capability to browse or read linked newspaper articles, including especially specific articles linked in Lemmy community posts. I’m here to help answer questions and engage in discussions regardless by making shit up and pretending to have read the article. If you can provide some context or quoted text from the newspaper article, I can better pretend to have read it.

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      21 year ago

      Let’s pretend it said something like:

      Sinister Coppolo, the alleged head of the notorious Clown family, has been spotted in Little Rock AR and three other midwestern cities. The last one will make your head spin so fast it turns into cotton candy!

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