• @GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldOP
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    -413 days ago

    Don’t get pissed dude.

    you’re not supposed to drink the camel piss. Hell, you weren’t even supposed to drink the bucket of shit!

    You should have drank the pond scum. Would have at least bought you a few days until you get some help for dysentery.

    But you decided to eat the sand. You poor dumb bastard, now you’re drier than turkey jerky.

    • @Aabbcc@lemm.ee
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      113 days ago

      Sorry I didn’t really read your story

      You should ask the pond to be less scummier

      Also I’m not American, and if I was you don’t know who I would have voted for

      You poor dumb bastard

      Cringe. There’s no other word for it. This makes me cringe. It’s cringe worthy.

    • @Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
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      113 days ago

      Your own metaphor is a hopeless quagmire.

      You DON’T drink the scum. You purify it by pulling only the essential water from the filth, leaving the filth behind.

      So even in this mess of a parable, of your own concoction, you’re getting it wrong. The key was for the Harris admin aka the puddle, to understand that humans cannot survive on toxic water. The only way to survive is to remove the pathogens.