@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to cats@lemmy.world • 1 day agoShould i poop in his sock drawer? God i love that man….lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1803arrow-down122
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minus-square@PugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish101•1 day ago“You don’t understand. It is IMPERATIVE that you let me watch you poop. OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR”
minus-square@Veneroso@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•10 hours agoThis, but for my dogs. In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.
minus-square@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink21•1 day agoWhat kind of weirdo closes the door when they poop?
minus-square@Kusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilink2•7 hours agoI would be pretty scared. Where did those cats come from?!?
minus-square@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•7 hours agoSometimes they can crawl in through the window
minus-square@Crashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•13 hours agoHaha, I’ve gotten so used to leaving the door open I forget to close it when guests come over. And have make a mad dash to close it when I finally remember.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•19 hours agoWhat kind of weirdo poops in bathrooms
minus-square@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•18 hours agoJust shit on the floor like the other wizards
minus-square@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•1 day agoTrue freedom is pooping with bathroom door open. Hence the song.
minus-square@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•1 day agoPOOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!
minus-square@TriflingToad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•21 hours agoI ASKED FOR THE SONG WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?
“You don’t understand. It is IMPERATIVE that you let me watch you poop. OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR”
This, but for my dogs.
In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.
They’re keeping you safe!
What kind of weirdo closes the door when they poop?
I don’t see why I wouldn’t close it tbh.
So the cats can come in and help
I would be pretty scared. Where did those cats come from?!?
Sometimes they can crawl in through the window
They’re trying to kill my allergic ass
I’ve also got a spare one if you want
Haha, I’ve gotten so used to leaving the door open I forget to close it when guests come over. And have make a mad dash to close it when I finally remember.
What kind of weirdo poops in bathrooms
Just shit on the floor like the other wizards
True freedom is pooping with bathroom door open.
Hence the song.
Wait, what’s the song?
POOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!
I ASKED FOR THE SONG WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?