• IninewCrow
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    2 months ago

    God looking over at the ‘GLOBAL BIBLICAL FLOOD’ button on his control board

    • Flying SquidOP
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      162 months ago

      He promised to never do that one again.

      But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.

      • IninewCrow
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        42 months ago

        Who says he hadn’t already done it a few times already, including the one people wrote about? It’s not like there would be many survivors to share the story … and the ones left alive would definitely be told what they could or couldn’t commit to history.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          22 months ago

          The fossil record? Of course, that could just be a test of our faith…

          • bizarroland
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            22 months ago

            If a test of your faith is not rewarded (for punished for your failure) then it was all in your head.