• @frickineh@lemmy.world
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    1002 months ago

    Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who’ve basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I’d pick Walz.

    • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      582 months ago

      My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.

      But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤

      • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don’t really think either of them look any younger in the face than Walz, it’s just the hair.

      • ShieldGengar
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        112 months ago

        The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners