pruwyben to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agoSomeday, when society goes fully paperless, paper cuts will be a thing of the pastmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down14
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareSomeday, when society goes fully paperless, paper cuts will be a thing of the pastpruwyben to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-210 hours agoI had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
minus-square@MMNT@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•9 hours agoUse a damp sponge next time, unless you write a letter to your lover in the dragon realm. That one should contain your saliva.
minus-square@KoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish4•9 hours ago unless you write a letter to your lover in the dragon realm Tell me more! How does one acquire a lover in the dragon realm?
minus-square@KoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 hours agoHah… I assume you were referencing this, but just in case you’re not familiar…
I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
Use a damp sponge next time, unless you write a letter to your lover in the dragon realm. That one should contain your saliva.
Tell me more! How does one acquire a lover in the dragon realm?
Most use a dating app named Cinder
Hah… I assume you were referencing this, but just in case you’re not familiar…