• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    352 months ago

    Date was fine enough, when the girl gave me a handy like she was trying to strip me with sandpaper, that’s where things went south.

    • @pandapoo@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Handjobs are never worth it, and at this point in my life, if I ever received a good handjob, it would set off all my red flags alerts and alarms.

      Of course, I am speaking as a straight man. I’m assuming gay men don’t have this problem, but can’t speak to that with any authority.

      • @BallsandBayonets
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        92 months ago

        I’m of that option with BJs. I’ll take a handjob any day over a blowjob, especially with a little lube. Hell I’ve had a few partners that I would have preferred a handy over sex.

        • @SmokumJoe@lemmy.world
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          32 months ago

          I wholeheartedly disagree. Not only is it much more effort, it’s a blazing bright sign that a girl that’s not completely nuts is that into me, it’s way more of a turn on.