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What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?

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What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?

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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
- @HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world
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  15•1 year ago
  Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
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    Nice.
- teft
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  Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
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    Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.

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