• NaibofTabr
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    292 months ago

    From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

    And the ones asking for payment up front will enjoy the free money. What, were you going to get a receipt for that?

    • @pdxfed@lemmy.world
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      42 months ago

      Seriously man, it’s a good price, and I have a plan setup with Affirm for payments, you can spread it out over at least a year.

      “You better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway…”